Post by jayborne on Sept 10, 2008 21:28:03 GMT -5
By The Numbers
By: J. Catch
0 – Individual game records set in the last 5 seasons.
1 – Number of players on Toronto with either B- or higher handling,
defense, or rebounding.
2 – More seasons before Larry “Ducky” Brown is the GM of another team.
3 – John’s on the top-10 rebound list.
3 – Amount of players the Warriors have on the top 15 22-and-under list.
4.5 – Turnovers per game for Bobcats guard Tony Willis. The previous record of 4.2 for a season was set by Dwyane Wade in
2011.
8 – Number of player on the Hawks who have never played for another team.
8.333% - Raptors win percentage since the All Star Break, including a current 15 game losing streak.
9-8 – Record of the Eastern Conference against the West in the finals.
10 – Number of times Jay bitched about not getting value for J-Mychal Reese.
12 – Picks held by the tanking Raptors in the 2025 draft. 8 of those picks are 1st round picks.
20 – Posts made by play containing either “lol”, “lmao”, "stfu" or “lmfao”. Per season.
36 – Points scored by Toronto in a game against Seattle. A new UOSL low, and an utter disgrace to the game of basketball.
47.4 – The opponent field goal percentage for the Denver Nuggets, who also are last in the league in opponents points per game.
54.1% - Current field goal percentage for UOSL Megastar Derrick Favors, the best in league history if he were to maintain it.
57th – Player picked in the 2018 draft, Tyler Newton, whose 26.6 points per game is 6th in the league.
1,080 – Number of posts achieved in the spam-a-licious “+5 to any player if this thread reaches 750 post” thread.
94,500,000 – Amount of money owed to Brandon Knight over the next 4 years. About 84,500,000 too much
This article was traded to ib4 in the Perdue deal, therefore he owns the rights to it. It was also written over a couple of sims, so it's probably off on some stats.
By: J. Catch
0 – Individual game records set in the last 5 seasons.
1 – Number of players on Toronto with either B- or higher handling,
defense, or rebounding.
2 – More seasons before Larry “Ducky” Brown is the GM of another team.
3 – John’s on the top-10 rebound list.
3 – Amount of players the Warriors have on the top 15 22-and-under list.
4.5 – Turnovers per game for Bobcats guard Tony Willis. The previous record of 4.2 for a season was set by Dwyane Wade in
2011.
8 – Number of player on the Hawks who have never played for another team.
8.333% - Raptors win percentage since the All Star Break, including a current 15 game losing streak.
9-8 – Record of the Eastern Conference against the West in the finals.
10 – Number of times Jay bitched about not getting value for J-Mychal Reese.
12 – Picks held by the tanking Raptors in the 2025 draft. 8 of those picks are 1st round picks.
20 – Posts made by play containing either “lol”, “lmao”, "stfu" or “lmfao”. Per season.
36 – Points scored by Toronto in a game against Seattle. A new UOSL low, and an utter disgrace to the game of basketball.
47.4 – The opponent field goal percentage for the Denver Nuggets, who also are last in the league in opponents points per game.
54.1% - Current field goal percentage for UOSL Megastar Derrick Favors, the best in league history if he were to maintain it.
57th – Player picked in the 2018 draft, Tyler Newton, whose 26.6 points per game is 6th in the league.
1,080 – Number of posts achieved in the spam-a-licious “+5 to any player if this thread reaches 750 post” thread.
94,500,000 – Amount of money owed to Brandon Knight over the next 4 years. About 84,500,000 too much
This article was traded to ib4 in the Perdue deal, therefore he owns the rights to it. It was also written over a couple of sims, so it's probably off on some stats.
